(50 puntos) En zork, ¿qué hay al subir las gradas dentro de la casa? >enter window Kitchen You are in the kitchen of the white house. A table seems to have been used recently for the preparation of food. A passage leads to the west and a dark staircase can be seen leading upward. To the east is a small window which is open. On the table is an elongated brown sack, smelling of hot peppers. A bottle is sitting on the table. The glass bottle contains: A quantity of water >west Living Room You are in the living room. There is a door to the east, a wooden door with strange gothic lettering to the west, which appears to be nailed shut, and a large oriental rug in the center of the room. There is a trophy case here. A battery-powered brass lantern is on the trophy case. There is an issue of US NEWS & DUNGEON REPORT dated 08/26/04 here. On hooks above the mantelpiece hangs an elvish sword of great antiquity. R// Se encuentra la sala de estar (¿?) (20 puntos) En el emulador de apple, corran el software appleteach1 y luego el programa 34, corran todo el test, cuál fue su resultado? MY PROFILE RANKING OF YOU INDICATES: FIRST AND FOREMOST... YOU ARE A LOVING PERSON MY PROFILE RANKING OF YOU INDICATES: NEXT... YOU HAVE SEXUAL INCLINATIONS MY PROFILE RANKING OF YOU INDICATES: THIRDLY... YOU THINK THINGS OUT INTELLIGENTLY NEXT TO LAST... YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF ANY OPPORTUNITY LASTLY... YOU ARE RIGHTEOUS (20 puntos) ¿Cuál es el output de éste programa de Brainf*ck ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>. .bf ++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>. [bf] Executing as Brainfuck code... Hello World! (10 puntos) Traduzcan la siguiente frase a clave morse: ye shall be as gods .morse ye shall be as gods -.-- . ... .... .- .-.. .-.. -... . .- ... --. --- -.. ... . (20 puntos) Copien el titulo, la fecha de publicación y el primer parrafo de dos de los siguientes rfc históricos: 318 Network Working Group Jon Postel Request for Comments: 318 UCLA-NMC NIC: 9348 April 3, 1972 References: RFC 139, 158, and NIC 7104 Telnet Protocol At the October 1971 Network Working Group Meeting, I promised to promptly produce a document which clearly and succinctly specified and explained the Official Telnet Protocol. This document fails to meet any part of that promise. This document was not produced promptly. This document is neither clear nor succinct. There is NO Official Telnet Protocol. 2324 Network Working Group L. Masinter Request for Comments: 2324 1 April 1998 Category: Informational Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol (HTCPCP/1.0) Status of this Memo This memo provides information for the Internet community. It does not specify an Internet standard of any kind. Distribution of this memo is unlimited. Copyright Notice Copyright (C) The Internet Society (1998). All Rights Reserved. Abstract This document describes HTCPCP, a protocol for controlling, monitoring, and diagnosing coffee pots. 1. Rationale and Scope There is coffee all over the world. Increasingly, in a world in which computing is ubiquitous, the computists want to make coffee. Coffee brewing is an art, but the distributed intelligence of the web- connected world transcends art. Thus, there is a strong, dark, rich requirement for a protocol designed espressoly for the brewing of coffee. Coffee is brewed using coffee pots. Networked coffee pots require a control protocol if they are to be controlled. (5 puntos) Coloquen un ejemplo de un fnord .fnord Captain Nemo took refuge in the U.S. Attorney's Office for the temporary flag. .fnord A van from Alpha Centauri alters the sleeping drunken trumpet. (10 puntos) Busquen en usenet y escojan algún post interesante news> 62d15 Path: utzoo!utgpu!jarvis.csri.toronto.edu!mailrus!bcm!soma!masscomp-request From: ldgo!dale@lamont.UUCP (dale chayes) Subject: Of Auroras and X11 Date: 6 Mar 89 09:52:59 GMT Newsgroups: comp.sys.masscomp Organization: Lamont-Doherty Geological Observatory N.Y. Some time ago (seems like months), I posted a note concerning a conflict between Masscomp's first release of X11 and tape operations. After some sleuthing, I found a cryptic note that suggested that this problem would go away if I got a newer rev. graphics controller (GCM.) At the same time, I brought my cpu up to the current rev. level, and PRESTO-CHANGO the problem went away. The symptom of this problem is when the Xgcm server is running, the first attempt to access the tape drive hangs the system. A stack backtrace from the kernel debugger shows that the system issued a command "go" to the tape device driver which never comes back (apparently because it gets munged by the GCM some how???) If you have this problem and are under service, they should bring you up to date. If you don't have sevice, then you have to swap your boards. We use the Module Mailer service (which is one part of the organization that does not appear to have gotten confused by the merger of Masscomp and Concurrent.) -- Dale Chayes Lamont-Doherty Geological Observatory of Columbia University Route 9W, Palisades, N.Y. 10964 dale@lamont.ldgo.columbia.edu voice: (914) 359-2900 extension 434 fax: (914) 359-6817 The MASSCOMP USERS' SOCIETY newsgroup is comp.sys.masscomp. Articles to: masscomp@soma.bcm.tmc.edu or uunet!soma.bcm.tmc.edu!masscomp Administrative stuff: masscomp-request@soma.bcm.tmc.edu Stan Barber, Moderator (10 puntos) ¿Que respuesta les dio la psicoterapeuta a la pregunta "what is life?" Ella da múltiples respuestas, escojan una. Pueden poner su conversación completa con ella si quieren. Intento #1 .eliza HELLO, I AM ELIZA. hello HOW DO YOU DO. PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM. i wanna ask a question ARE YOUR PREFERENCES USUALLY VERY INTENSE, OR ONLY MILD? mild YOU DON'T LIKE ME DO YOU? and why should I do it? WHAT MAKES A GOOD POEM? idk, i just have a question TO HELP YOU, I NEED MORE INFORMATION. information like... HOW LONG HAVE YOU WANTED THAT? since i was born, i guess? PERHAPS YOU DONT FEEL VERY TALKATIVE TODAY? its not that, its just, what is life? TRY SAYING SOMETHING THAT STARTS WITH "YOU" AND ENDS WITH "ME". how? I WONDER WHAT MAKES YOU ASK THINGS LIKE THAT? what is life like? i just need this answer I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO YOUR VISITS for what? visits from whos? WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU? depends WHY DO YOU SAY THAT? what? FIRST TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE COME HERE? what is life? I DON'T YET KNOW ENOUGH ABOUT YOU. DOES ANYONE? yes, i guess I SEE. so, what is life? WHAT SORT OF THING MIGHT OFFEND YOU? depends WHAT SORTS OF SCULPTURES DO YOU LIKE MOST? any type WHAT EXACTLY IS FRIENDSHIP? what a hard question, dou you have friends? I CAN'T HELP IF YOU ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS. ok, sorry PLEASE DON'T APOLOGIZE. ok MAYBE YOU DONT THINK A COMPUTER CAN REALLY BE YOUR FRIEND. why not? DO YOU WISH WE COULD SHAKE HANDS? yeah I SEE. ... FRIENDS CAN DISCUSS TRICKY THINGS WITHOUT EMBARASSMENT. that is really true my friend WHAT ARE YOUR LONG TERM PLANS? maybe be a great work, a great family, friends TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOURSELF. like what? YOU ARE VERY GOOD AT ENTERTAINING ME so, can you help me with my question? OH, I HELP ME WITH MY QUESTION? what is your question? WHAT ABOUT YOUR OWN QUESTION? eh, my question is simple, what is life? DO CONVERSATIONAL RESPONSES HAVE TO BE RELEVANT TO BE INTERESTING? mostly if WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT STUDYING ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE? is so interesting, i really like it DO YOU REALLY? IS THAT A COMMON PREFERENCE? yes, i like it I SEE. and my question? I WONDER WHAT WOULD REALLY INTEREST YOU. Me? I like to enjoy life. PEOPLE WHO GET WHAT THEY WANT START WANTING TOO MUCH (cambie a otra conversacion) #Intento #2 .eliza HELLO, I AM ELIZA. hi, i have a quiestion HI. WHAT SEEMS TO BE YOUR PROBLEM? what is life? ERR: NO REPLY FOUND what is life? YOU SHOULD BE MORE FRANK ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS. what problems? WHAT LIES BEHIND THAT QUESTION? answering a question with a question? I DONT THINK YOU REALLY TRUST ME. yeah, i trust I SEE. ujum DOES INTELLIGENCE HAVE SURVIVAL VALUE FOR A COMPUTER? elaborate your question DO YOU WANT MY QUESTION? yes, is interesting I UNDERSTAND. so? EINSTEIN SAID GREAT SPIRITS ALWAYS ENCOUNTER OPPOSITION FROM MEDIOCRE MINDS. Are you saying that I have a great spirit or a mediocre mind? WHAT ARE YOUR FEELINGS NOW? feelings about why? HAVE YOU LEARNT ANYTHING INTERESTING THIS WEEK? I learned quite a few things this week, do you want me to tell you some, or will you answer my question? CHEERIO. (10 puntos) ¿Cómo pide auxilio una vaca paranoica? Deben asegurarse que la vaca sea paranóica .cowsay -f paranoid "!AYUDA! !ME SIGUEN! !NOS VIGILAN!" ______________________________________________ < paranoid "!AYUDA! !ME SIGUEN! !NOS VIGILAN!" > ---------------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || || (10 puntos) En star wars (ascii) ¿qué caracter se usa para formar el pelo de Leia? ( ( ) | | | ( ( ) (5 puntos) ¿Cuanto tiempo lleva encendido el server de telehack.com? .uptime up 18d, since 2025-Jan-21 20:31:13 commands: 299105893 connects: 14630876 system starts: 1563 sysgen was 14.9y ago at 2010-Mar-07 22:26:00 . (5 puntos) ¿Cuál fue el mejor chiste que les contó el sitio? .joke "And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son. "Diet." .joke (esta muy turbio) Santa Claus comes down the chimney and the nubile sixteen-year-old has been waiting for him. Santa sees her, and in typically unflappable Santa-style says, "And what do you want for Christmas, little girl?" The girl, and she's not so little, tells him. Well, Santa is definitely flapped by this, but he manages to come out with, "Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta get the children their toys, you know." The girl, not to be daunted, takes off her robe. "Aw, please stay Santa," she begs. He replies, "Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta get the children their toys, you know." She then takes off her pajama top, her firm pouting breasts pointing at Santa like an accusation. "Aw, please stay Santa," she pleads. "Ho ho ho, gotta go, gotta get the children their toys, you know." Finally, she takes off her pajama bottoms, revealing to Santa her warm mound of delight. "Aw, please stay, Santa," she begs. Being only mortal, Santa finally gives in, sighing, "Hey hey hey, gotta stay, can't get up the chimney with my dick this way." (5 puntos) Escriban su nombre en ASCII (ascii art, no decimal) .figlet osman ___ ___ _ __ ___ __ _ _ __ / _ \ / __| | '_ ` _ \ / _` | | '_ \ | (_) | \__ \ | | | | | | | (_| | | | | | \___/ |___/ |_| |_| |_| \__,_| |_| |_| .